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Horhiro
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PostPosted: 06-Oct-2002 20:55    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

About 20 minutes later, Horhiro exits the kitchen. His Uniform is slighty covered with a grey substance around his midsection and cuffs.

"Someone can get Raven! when he comes to. Shouldn't be too long" he says. " And would someone tell Dead-Fish to get some aprons?"

After he exits the B&G a few patrons peek there head into the kitchen. Raven! is unconcious hanging on a meat hook tied up with Butcher twine.

Also, neatly lined up on racks in styrofoam trays are what seem to be packages of grey meat. Some are in steaks and chops, some in stew, cutlets, and stir fry, a few roasts, and ground grey meat also are present. As the onlookers stare in disbeief, Chihawk pokes in his head and says "Oh yeah, didn't you guys know he used to be a butcher?"

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PostPosted: 06-Oct-2002 21:52    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

After looking into the kitchen, the Major breaks into spontaneous applause for the Draconian pilot.

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 01:18    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

*slaps Hohiro upside the head*

Where the bloody 'ell were you during the war, then?

*fades back into lurk-space, muttering about 'damn butcher'*
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Sir Henry
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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 07:52    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

He was working.........Butchers never get any time off for trivial things like wars....

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 11:59    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ok...this is just getting weird....grey meat?....puke

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 15:17    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

like we said, NEVER GO INTO THE KITCHEN!

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 15:24    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

"You're lucky Ladyhawke, I've seen that meat kill people. Honest to goodness, took their steak knife and went to town." He stops applauding. "I wonder if this means the end of the grey menace? I also wonder if we'll be able to get edible food from now on." The Major quickly ducked a ladle sent screaming in his direction by Dead-Fish.

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 15:40    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

Never go into the kitchen....gotcha...I'll sit here and look pretty

Ladyhawke Orders some more green tea

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 16:29    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

and me chihawk.

*as he sits politly chatting with the lady*

so, you a mech jock or aero jock?

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 17:41    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

Mech jock....kinda

I'm still in trianing in my unit....My assigned mech is a 50 ton BlackJack...my record is 7 battles....7 defeats....but that's what trainees do...they lose alot

how about you?

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 18:04    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

The Major sits down. "Hope you don't mind me butting in. We've got a list of 'Mechs up on the wall, Vagabond pilots a Dervish, I pilot a Griffin." He pops open another can of AMP. "Blackjack huh? Good weapons and armor...bit slow for me though. But then, anything that doesn't have speed measured in Machs is a little slow for me."

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Raven!
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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 18:30    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

The Door still open people begin to hear strange mutterings, then looking at the kitchen one brave soul flicks on the light and Raven is sitting on the floor raising his hands and chanting slowly, a manical grin in his eyes, "Come to me my grey menance! COME TO ME!" The chopped up grey meat on the counter and table tops begin to shiver then they melt into a grey liquid which pours silently into multiple pools, each slowly growing back into a tiny grey meat blob of the grey menance. They circle around Raven! and began to bow and chant as Raven!'s cackling becomes louder and louder.

Suddenly Raven turns and flips on a radio to "King of Swing." and glares meaningfully at the grey menance, which starts swing dancing as Raven taps his foot to the music.

Raven!
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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 21:27    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

right.... that just plain weird... *starts to make for the door but is again draw off by the arcade games*

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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 21:39    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

“This is too weird for even me. and i work with teh damned things.”
Dead-fish walks out of teh kitchen to the bar. he then pulls out a stainless steel spatula and turns to the major. Then belts him a good one with it.
“As unpleasant as it may be everything I cook is edible”
Sticks his tongue *phttttttt*


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Vagabond
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PostPosted: 07-Oct-2002 22:42    Post subject: RE: This looks like a fun place Reply to topic Reply with quote

me. was a mech jock... before the accident.

*sighs*

now i'm just another grizzled vetern that helps maintain peace here. i do happen to write the occassional story thou, nothin big... but interesting.

*sips his tea*

thou if need arises, i'll strap into my dervish and lead the black rose into combat.

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