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CO_17thRecon Kell Hounds Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00 Posts: 1297 Location: United States
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Posted: 25-Sep-2002 10:18 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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"I'm going to warn you ahead of time, don't touch the blue Griffin, that's mine."
The Major leans back with a mint milkshake and outs his feet up at his table near the door. "As for midfications...it carries an Energizer ER-PPC. It's got a longer barrel than the Defiance 1001 and is a bit more reliable. Because of that however, it looks more like a rifle than on some Griffins, where the PPC appears almost like a pistol. The head and cockpit assembly has been redesigned, and it's a lot more squareish, plus I've mounted a flood light and huge external speakers. The ejection system is similar to that found on a Hatchetman and I've set up a small locker inside, where I keep a Dragonsbane, some chilled water and a change of clothes. The LRM system and ER Mediums are a bit different from standard too and the engine was salvaged. The crowning glory though, is the paint job. You won't find another like it. Anyway, I've nicknamed it the "Northen Cross."" The Major looks around and realizes he's been rambling.
He grins sheepishly. "Sorry."
_________________ Jarylan Blackwell
"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
"Creative aquisition."
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Vagabond Mercenary Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 5642 Location: United States
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Posted: 25-Sep-2002 17:41 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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*after days of toiling away, a frizzled hair, half crazzed vagabond rolls out in a semi-backened scientist over coat, laughing*
i've done it, ITS ALIVE!
*he pulls out a big shine refined contraption mk2. completed and ready for showing off. the item is about double the size of a pump shotgun, with a big battery hanging from the bottom*
it is truely a work of art. *cackle* i've used a cartredege delivery system, coated with quick cooling ceramic and a nifty anti-stike inner coating that prevents the marshmellow from sticking to the cartredege.
*tossing an empty cartredge to ICER*
between the ceramic and non-stick coatings is a thin and highly plyable metal, magnetic of course. the design holds enough regidity to not warp or deform during launch or flight. but if it were to impact a wall or table it would cause no damage.
*swing the contraption around to show off it features*
i've used a scalled down railgun assembly for the delivery system. the cartredges are loaded from the mag here, are heated using this highly reduced particle chamber here, kinda like i micro-wave, and are triggered here. the launch system has several settings of power, all guaged by this laser range finder and micro-computer.
*points to all the componets*
its guerrentide to deliver the best marshmellow you've tadsted out side a smore.
*he locks and loads it.... aims out the back doors and fires a round. the cartredge flies with a slight wistle, out the door, right into the leg of a blue griffen. splatering its melted contents over its leg, as the cartredge crumples as designed*
soon to be delivered to a bar near you.
_________________ one must work hard to cultivate the mind and body. and one must always cultivate the mind.
//^(^_^)^\\
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Slythis Federated Suns Colonel
Joined: 09-Aug-2002 00:00 Posts: 712
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Posted: 25-Sep-2002 18:22 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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Very nice... *picks up a Marshmallow, heats it with a zippo lighter and flings it across the room splattering all over Vagabond's face* but somehow I find doing it the oldfasion way somehow more satisfing.
oh and BTW wouldn't it have been easier to charge the marshmallow to the same polarity as the Magnets?
[ This Message was edited by: Slythis on 2002-09-25 18:24 ] _________________ "It is pleasant, when the winds are high and the seas are rough to watch the stuggles of another from the shore."
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CO_17thRecon Kell Hounds Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00 Posts: 1297 Location: United States
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Posted: 25-Sep-2002 20:33 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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"Now the real test? Are they edible? I'll be a guinea pig if you want." The Major looks over at Vagabond. "Fire at will, my friend, I never met marshmallow I didn't like."
_________________ Jarylan Blackwell
"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
"Creative aquisition."
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Vagabond Mercenary Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 5642 Location: United States
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Posted: 25-Sep-2002 22:16 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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*targets the major's hand with the laser finder*
catch!
*fires*
incoming!
*like a pe soft ball, the marshmellow lands in his, incased safly in the cartredge which is only a little warm to the touch*
bullseye.
_________________ one must work hard to cultivate the mind and body. and one must always cultivate the mind.
//^(^_^)^\\
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CO_17thRecon Kell Hounds Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00 Posts: 1297 Location: United States
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Posted: 25-Sep-2002 23:14 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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The Major pops the marshmallow out of the cartridge and eats it. "Delicious. Vagabond, you neew to patent that. You could make a million c-bills easy."
_________________ Jarylan Blackwell
"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
"Creative aquisition."
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Vagabond Mercenary Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 5642 Location: United States
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Posted: 26-Sep-2002 00:49 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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indeed with 49 percent ownership going to the BnG, mordel exactly.
_________________ one must work hard to cultivate the mind and body. and one must always cultivate the mind.
//^(^_^)^\\
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Sir Henry Team Bansai Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 4899 Location: United States
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Posted: 26-Sep-2002 07:45 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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49????? Is that all??????
_________________ Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Vagabond Mercenary Mr. Referee
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 5642 Location: United States
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Posted: 26-Sep-2002 16:04 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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yup. its still my idea.
_________________ one must work hard to cultivate the mind and body. and one must always cultivate the mind.
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Kyu Kage ComStar Captain
Joined: 16-Sep-2002 00:00 Posts: 503
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Posted: 27-Sep-2002 03:15 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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*sneaks in quitely as evreyone starts chomping down on marshmallow*
*checks out pinball machine, opens toolbox, takes out wire, ......*
*15 minutes later, installs timedelay on powercord, sets to 2 minutes, sneaks out of bar*
*2 minutes later the pinball comes back to life, with high scores showing, and an electronic voice, eerilly similar to the one in a Summoner proclaims:*
"New Protocol Established. Pinball Systems ONline" _________________ Loyalty above all else except honour!
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Sir Henry Team Bansai Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 4899 Location: United States
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Posted: 27-Sep-2002 08:05 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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As soon as the machine finishes it's speech, there is a flash and a cloud of smoke...
Alright, which one of you goofballs is messing with the Pinball machine??? I Haven't fixed all of the short(s) in the system yet......There goes two days worth of work up in smoke....
_________________ Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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CO_17thRecon Kell Hounds Major
Joined: 10-Sep-2002 00:00 Posts: 1297 Location: United States
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Posted: 27-Sep-2002 10:30 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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"Dang it. I'm never gonna have any fun if this keeps up." The Major drains a can of AMP and goes to help Sir Henry fix the machine.
_________________ Jarylan Blackwell
"What the...?! Where did you get THAT?!"
"Creative aquisition."
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Alexander Heavy Horse Merc Brigade Commanding Officer
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 828 Location: Canada
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Posted: 27-Sep-2002 19:24 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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Hey! No more theiving from my Mech! She's gotta last the winter, and I still need all the beer money I can get my grubby paws on!
Alexander (atleast there's no flowers on her!)
_________________ War is God's way of teaching geography.
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Commanding Officer, North West Armoured Cavalry
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Sir Henry Team Bansai Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 4899 Location: United States
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Posted: 27-Sep-2002 22:30 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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Don't let Fluffy Love hear that...You know what will happen....
Col. It's not an arguement, it's a heated discussion.... And that goes over to this acuator not to that one....
_________________ Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Sir Henry Team Bansai Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 4899 Location: United States
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Posted: 28-Sep-2002 19:02 Post subject: RE: The Pinball Machine |
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Joe, hand me that Sonic screwdriver....
_________________ Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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