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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 17:46    Post subject: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

You know, it occurs to me that within the space of a few months two new diaper patrol leaders have been recently promoted from our own ranks. Here's to Mordel and Horhiro, who may never get a decent night's sleep again! Well, at least until the kids are old enough to go to a military academy, and then they get to pay for it.

Oh, and if you find soiled diapers on the pilot seat of your mech, it wasn't me. I'm pretty sure I saw Camping Carl in there earlier.


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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 19:23    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

At least they are not alone to do it...It's no Fun....

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PostPosted: 02-Aug-2002 21:00    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

My bro used to try to convince me to diaper his kids for the "practice". HELLO! After 1 week I changed enough to be a Master Diaper Changer. I tell you: there is no need to practice on any other children than your own! Anyone who tries this on you is only trying to change less themselves, they are not thinking of your needs in any way!

Good luck Mordel. At least yours won't christen you weekly like mine does. Little rascal got me twice in one diaper change last week! ;P

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PostPosted: 03-Aug-2002 09:30    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

LOL! Sounds like you might need a welding mask when you change his diapers!

After having the opportunity to change diapers on fifteen (!?!) nieces and nephews, plus assorted friend's kids, I am a firm believer in zero population growth.

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PostPosted: 03-Aug-2002 09:40    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

I've never had a problem with changing diapers for family & friends children...I've never done it and never will.

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PostPosted: 03-Aug-2002 13:16    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

Not even your own???????

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PostPosted: 03-Aug-2002 13:21    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

My comment was that I don't (and never will) change the diapers of children that belong to family and friends....

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PostPosted: 03-Aug-2002 18:41    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-08-03 13:21, chihawk wrote:
My comment was that I don't (and never will) change the diapers of children that belong to family and friends....





Which means he will just hand his kids over to someone else. That way he can claim that he is following the above.

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PostPosted: 03-Aug-2002 21:34    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

I don't care how quickly my little one walks,talks, or eat solid foods, but he'd better be potty trained by 2 to 2 1/2 yrs old!!!!!

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PostPosted: 04-Aug-2002 08:34    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ummmm, OK. If you say so....

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PostPosted: 04-Aug-2002 19:45    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

Do I need to repeat myself slowly so that you understand? Or are you just not sure how to respond?

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PostPosted: 04-Aug-2002 20:08    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

To be honest, I very pissed you would even suggest such a thing. My reply is crystal clear.

If you don't know how to read I suggest asking for help next time.



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PostPosted: 05-Aug-2002 07:59    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

Horhiro, keep wishing man, you'll sleep better......when you get a chance to sleep anyway....

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PostPosted: 05-Aug-2002 08:41    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

The benefits of having a girl, I guess.
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PostPosted: 05-Aug-2002 16:02    Post subject: RE: Diaper Patrol leaders Reply to topic Reply with quote

Nope, I have both. My son hit my wife by wizzin' in over his head an onto her shirt...

My daughter got me while wiping...So it doesn't matter...Babies will get you....

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