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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 19:50    Post subject: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

I'm finally going to start making money off of something I love, no I don't mean BattleTech; this is way cooler. I, and a couple of bros, am opening a strip club.

Seriously. We signed the corporation paperwork today.

We already have a place for our club (and thanks to the lack of county zoning laws there will be no fight about it either) and we're getting our liquor licence. Next step, the girls, but this is a college town so no problem there.

It's nearly an all cash business too. And one of us has a brother who is an accountant (and more than a little crooked I might add) so we're looking at some serious swag here.

And once I've got some cash set aside I'm opening my gun store.

I'm living the dream, boys. I'm living the dream.

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 19:59    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

One word my friend, one word...

PICTURES

I expect to see a few now and then if for no other reason then to make me jealous.

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 20:06    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

It's alot hardder work than it sounds....

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 20:09    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

ahhh, but it is the journey that is important, not the destination

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 20:10    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

We're still working on a name. Right now the front runners are

The Eager Beaver Gentleman's Club (In honor of the stripclub in Carl Hiassen's book Striptease.)

Bad Kitty's

Pussywhipped (With a anthropomorphich cat in BDSM outfit, complete with a whip...get it? Pussy whipped?)

The Duke Phillips House of Bimbos, Chicken, and Waffles (someone has seen too much of The Critic.)

The Jiggle Room

Nipples, Nipples, Nipples!

And last, but certainly not least...

Naked Girls.

Suggestions are welcome of course.

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 20:14    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2002-08-01 20:06, Sir Henry wrote:
It's alot hardder work than it sounds....




Maybe, but even on a bad day I'm still going to see plenty of snatch.

And as far as being shaken down is concerned...one of the owners is a cop. No problem there

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 22:24    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

what about Bare Naked Ladies? I mean hell, we all know why that band named themselves that: picture the sign for a moment:

"NOW SHOWING!!!!!!!

BARE NAKED LADIES!!!!!!!

TONIGHT ONLY!!!!!!!

and every teenage boy in town buys tickets. Hell, use the same name.

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 23:19    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

Bare Naked Ladies....hmmmmm

Eager Beaver was my idea, but I really love Nipples, Nipples, Nipples!

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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 23:22    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

Me and some of my Army friends are starting an Internet Porn site. We're going to call it DirtSquirrel.com! The line: "Just looking for a place to store his nuts!"

Alexander (A partnership might be in order... I'll fly down and look at nekkid girls, and you log on! We'll talk!)
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PostPosted: 01-Aug-2002 23:22    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hmmm....negotiations may be in order.

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PostPosted: 02-Aug-2002 00:06    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

I could have a section for Cadet's girls of the week, and drive business to your club, while getting your girls to perhaps pose, and stuff for me... (of course I'm the photographer...)

Alexander (P.S. We shouldn't discuss this here or else the PG Police'll have us thrown out! Right Chihawk!)
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PostPosted: 02-Aug-2002 00:10    Post subject: RE: Making a buck off my hobby Reply to topic Reply with quote

I think I can answer for him. You are correct. This conversation needs to be taken to private channels! A little out of line for a "family board".
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