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Dead-Fish
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 Posted: 17-Jul-2002 23:01 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster
Chassis: Undead Battlemaster
Power Plant: Unknown 340
Cruising Speed: 43
Maximum Speed: 64.5
Jump Jets: none
Jump Capacity: none
Armor: Unknown
Armament:
1 ER PPC
4 ER Medium Lasers
2 Medium Pulse Lasers
2 Flamers
Manufacturer: Shadybuildinginasolarisbacklot inc
Primary Factory: Shadybuilding, Solaris-city, Solaris7
Communications System: Unknown
Targeting and Tracking System: Unknown with Special Targeting Computer
Overview:
Capable of cooking 1200 bpm (burgers per minute) the BBQmaster is the latest and most advanced breakthrough in assault Mech culinary technology. Designed to play the dual role of energy based attack Mech / cooking utensil the BBQmaster is the brainchild of insane idiotic eccentric moron dumbass boob genius Dead-Fish. Built from the smoldering remains of its creator’s Battlemaster the BBQmaster retains the shape of its farther Mech and a similar weapon loadout to boot. The concept behind the BBQmaster was to create a Mech that could not only reign as king on the battlefield but also extend its rule to the battlefield of food. Manufactured exclusively by Shadybuildinginasolarisbacklot inc the BBQmaster is estimated by dozens of paid people on the street to be the next big thing in Mech technology.
Capabilities:
Capable of cooking 1200 bpm (burgers per minute) the BBQmaster’s arsenal of energy weapons is ideal for cooking at all ranges. The massive shoulder arrays of Triple medium lasers (2er 1pluse) are responsible for the majority of the BBQmaster’s grillin’ power. The ERPPC hand cannon carried over from the Battlemaster’s corpse was tied into a targeting computer to make for highly accurate cooking at ranges up to 250 kilometers! The BBQmaster is also equipped with dual Mech-class flamethrowers to build a campfire that is perfect to roast hotdogs over. Being a Mech the BBQmaster is also highly portable and is a great thing to bring along on that family picnic. The BBQmaster has done away with its predecessor’s normal Mech armor and replaced it with Ferro-Fibrous armor to allow for the more advanced energy armaments. The final and most unique feature of the BBQmaster is the half ton armored Barbeque pit that is housed in the left leg. The BBQ pit is armored to it cannot easily be destroyed if the BBQmaster is forced to lay the smack down on the battlefield and takes a few rounds to the foot. The BBQ pit is also both propane and charcoal compatible
Deployment:
Currently the only BBQmaster is parked in the employee lot of Mordel’s Bar & Grilltm sporting its stylish “Not liable for food poisoning” bumper-sticker.
Battle History:
Yet to be proven in battle the BBQMaster will be will soon be tested at Mordel's Bar & Grilltm during the next sunny Solaris day suited for out-door cooking.
Known Variants:
Although there are no variants of the BBQmaster, the Battlemaster the BBQmaster was built from created a fire that was ideal to cook marshmallows over after its uneventful death.
BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster
Technology Base: - Inner Sphere - Level 3
Equipment Mass
Internal Structure: 8.5
Engine: 340 27
Walking MP: 4
Running MP: 6
Jumping MP: 0
Heat Sinks: 18(36) - Double 8
Gyro: 4
Cockpit: 3
Armor Factor: 232 - Ferro-Fibrous 13
Internal Armor
Structure Value
Head 3 9
Center Torso 27 40
Center Torso(rear) 11
R/L Torso 18 28
R/L Torso(rear) 8
R/L Arm 14 24
R/L Leg 18 26
Weapons and Ammo Location Critical Tonnage
Flamer LA 1 1
Flamer LA 1 1
ER Medium Laser LT 1 1
ER Medium Laser LT 1 1
Medium Pulse Laser LT 1 2
Armored Barbeque Pit LL 1 0.5
ER Medium Laser RT 1 1
ER Medium Laser RT 1 1
Medium Pulse Laser RT 1 2
Targeting Computer RT 4 4
ER PPC RA 3 7
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Clan Hell's Horses
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 03:44 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Dead-Fish, You have waaaayy too much time on your hands. 
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 04:54 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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can it roast a potato?
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 07:11 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Where`s the thing you use for turning the BBQ beefs over? The BBQ Master should mount a hatchet or sword, IMO. Otherwise it`s quite good.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 07:43 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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A Spatula in one hand, a Pair of Lasers in the other....For searing the meat, of Course.....
Your making me hungry.......
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Raven!
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 10:02 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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You need a sword in one hand, that way you can do shishkabab (sp??) LITTERLY!
Raven, whose d&d characters used to make Orc shishkabab
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Black_Phoenix
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 10:13 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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I have only one question.
"Can we visit the planet of bacon-men and have the marrow sucked from our bones?" 
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 12:10 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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That is what I call catering service 
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 12:37 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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mmmmmmm barbecue
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Vampire
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 14:48 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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ROFL!!!
these little gems of insane humor are what m,akes visiting Mordel's worthwile
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 16:02 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Steak!!!!!!!Must have Steak!!!!!!!!!
Medium well..
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Horhiro
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 18:25 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Does it come with any sort of condiment dispensing apparatus?
Excellent design, perhaps a varient could have an srm2 with infernos for those meats needing longer cooking times!
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Sarkkahn
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 18:39 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Sir henry medium well is not the way to eat a steak! you have to have medium rare DUH
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Dead-Fish
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 18:54 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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Well condiment dispensers no, you do that for your self. but a refrigerator was placed in the left torso between 2 heatsinks to hold such things. Well ok maybe not so much as placed as fallen of the Mech bay gantry and was built around. But either way its for the better =P
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 18-Jul-2002 19:01 Post subject: BLR-DF DF's BBQmaster (master on the battlefield and in the kitchen) |
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I like my meat dead. I don't like to chase my dinner....
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