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Vampire Free Worlds League Lieutenant Colonel
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 917 Location: Spain
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Posted: 05-Feb-2003 14:20 Post subject: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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Bumper Stickers we'd like to See:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
_________________ Memento audare semper
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Dead-Fish Free Worlds League Master Sergeant
Joined: 05-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 163 Location: United States
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Posted: 06-Feb-2003 00:08 Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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If you can read this your speeding to
_________________ Perpetually decamped
SBIASBL inc. - Everything you asked for, and even more of what you didn't.
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Sir Henry Team Bansai Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 4899 Location: United States
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Posted: 06-Feb-2003 07:38 Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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When you think it's Fool-Proof, they build a better Fool.
_________________ Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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AlexxKnight Federated Suns Colonel
Joined: 11-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 787
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Posted: 06-Feb-2003 19:40 Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
_________________ Alexx Knight, Lance Sgt.
Command Company, Crimson Janissaries
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. . . And you
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Sir Henry Team Bansai Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 4899 Location: United States
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Posted: 07-Feb-2003 07:35 Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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Stress is the body trying to overcome the urge to choke the living sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it.....
_________________ Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Horhiro Draconis Combine Samurai
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 1625 Location: United States
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Posted: 07-Feb-2003 09:00 Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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Metermaids eat their young.
_________________ "I have lived my life trying to be a virtuous man. The Dragon admires tenacity, and the code of the samurai upholds it as well." -Minobu Tetsuhara
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Sir Henry Team Bansai Senior Tech Specialist
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 4899 Location: United States
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Posted: 10-Feb-2003 07:25 Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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They have Children?????
_________________ Sir Henry
A Dragon in the disguise of a bunny, is still a Dragon.
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Horhiro Draconis Combine Samurai
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00 Posts: 1625 Location: United States
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Posted: 10-Feb-2003 20:22 Post subject: RE: Bumper stickers we would like to see |
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not for long.
_________________ "I have lived my life trying to be a virtuous man. The Dragon admires tenacity, and the code of the samurai upholds it as well." -Minobu Tetsuhara
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