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chihawk
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 Posted: 05-Jan-2003 12:16 Post subject: Morons and e-mail |
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I got this in my e-mail today...I think many can relate to "Dave". I don't know who he is (nor if he even exists), but what's credited tyo him is damn funny--and accurate.
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Ya know...some people look for things like this...and it amazes me. At first I rolled my eyes...then I read Dave's response and I couldn'thave said it better if I had all day to do it.
ORIGINAL LETTER:
The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More...
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack on the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
DAVE'S RESPONSE:
Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!"
I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME!
I can't believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no...PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't...11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too!
Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't..."SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters.
Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters...
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
Dave
PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also
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Gangrene
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| Posted: 05-Jan-2003 17:23 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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That's a great response!
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Gunslinger Patch
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| Posted: 06-Jan-2003 22:23 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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I can just see somebody like Jim Carey doing that one on TV, and I'd laugh my ass off watching it.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 07-Jan-2003 07:32 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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OR maybe the Late Andy Kaufman.....
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 07-Jan-2003 09:21 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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HA....no matter how you add up my name you cannot get 11 letters, I am safe.....
Otherwise a very funny response....there are way to many wacko's out there.
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Nightmare
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| Posted: 07-Jan-2003 10:00 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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Numerology is funny in that way, you know. You can try just about anything and get a result that pleases you. Jade Dragon might not add up, but we can certainly try...
10+1+4+5 4+18+1+7+15+14 --- 1+0+1+4+5 4+1+8+1+7+1+5+1+4 --- 11 32 --- 1+1 3+2 --- 2 5 --- 2+5 = 7 hmm, seven?
Well, it`s all bullshit anyway. 2 can be written as 1+1, which is, obviously, 11...
So the Twin Towers, by their own number makes it 11! Horrible!
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Hardware
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| Posted: 07-Jan-2003 15:02 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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Well, it`s all bullshit anyway. 2 can be written as 1+1, which is, obviously, 11...
So the Twin Towers, by their own number makes it 11! Horrible!
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Two can't be written as 11, that's the number 3! Oh, wait, that's binary in which case two is 10.
That's the wonderful thing about standards, there are so many to choose from.
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Jade_Dragon
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| Posted: 07-Jan-2003 15:21 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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Try Roman Numerals --- II which could be if one desire 11.
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Sir Henry
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| Posted: 08-Jan-2003 08:54 Post subject: RE: Morons and e-mail |
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Well my name does equal 11..... So There.....
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