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PostPosted: 10-Aug-2003 21:12    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

"OOO nasty! Talk about upgrades ,I thought my 40K charge was bad !1 meg yeesh !I got visualon the hospital now now looks like Clarkies monkey thing was nothing it looks like that little bunch he brought was no match for your handy work I had the hull charge maxed out when I left .I imagine stinger can tell us if any more enemy forces remain "
* Turns into hospital parking lot kills hull charge pulls up to ER Door*
"Two incoming!This one has injurys from an aircrash ,this one from an aircrash and additional combat injurys"
* Opens side cargo doors ,helps unload the wounded *
"Be back to see you latter Ronin"
*Checks hull armour{ couple of small dents on front face ,thats it fine coating of carbon on foward surfaces}looks at Slythis*
" Lets go back to the B & G"
*Notices the streets are quite empty save for the debris of battle pulls into B & G parking lot observes the carbonizedforms pf what were monkeys and clones plus acouple crushed under cast iron bath tubs*
" Good shooting dude"
*Sets hull charge at minimum *{That upgrade is scary)goes into bar *
"Left the ordinace in the truck Lurch the last thing I want to do right now is fight or anything remotly resembling that"
*Finds isolated table in dark corner sits down puts head down on table and crys"

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PostPosted: 11-Aug-2003 07:29    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Mo, two things, First you have four buttons on it, you can add about a 30% extra jolt to a side of the van. 1 - front, 2 - Right, 3 - Left and 4 - Rear. That takes some of the Charge from the other three side and diverts it to side you want. Emergency use only, it may short out the side it's used on.

Second, you'll notice a drain on the Electrical system and a heat build up. Nothing overly outrageous. About a 10% increase of power usage and a 10 to 15% rise in heat when used. (so on a scale of 1 to 30 it's about a 4)

I don't use it very often on the B&G because there is rarely a time when there are only enemies out there and no Civilians or Friendlies....

But the Ice Cube system works well....





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PostPosted: 11-Aug-2003 15:18    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Circling around the BnG Stinger watches Lurch pummel the remaning simians in to goo. " Looks Clear here. i think the threat is over. RTB for repairs."

The Attack Helo levels out of its bank, picking up speed as it heads to the starport.

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PostPosted: 11-Aug-2003 20:49    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Raises head off table as Sir Henry Fills him in on other features of the upgraded Hull charge system*
"Better shut it off then"
*pulls out remote and hits disarm charge button*
"I guess this system is too powerful now for an anti-theft system"
* Wipes tears from eyes*
" You would think by now that this kind of stuff would not bother me but it still does .I suppose I should go see those guys.I keep thinking if I had accepted Joes offer to escort me maybe him and Ronin would not be in the shape they are in right now"

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PostPosted: 12-Aug-2003 07:26    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

I don't think you could have stopped him. Joe's a good man, and a good Davion Officer, he'd be out there helping anyway. Don't beat yourself up.

If you want a anti-theft setting, I can put one on there. Say about 3000 volts at about .05 amps. That should make them take notice without injuring them permanently..

Now, I got to get back to the Repairs to the B&G.....




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PostPosted: 12-Aug-2003 20:14    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-08-12 07:26, Sir Henry wrote:
I don't think you could have stopped him. Joe's a good man, and a good Davion Officer, he'd be out there helping anyway. Don't beat yourself up.

If you want a anti-theft setting, I can put one on there. Say about 3000 volts at about .05 amps. That should make them take notice without injuring them permanently..

Now, I got to get back to the Repairs to the B&G.....





Yah thanks man I am not much good at Construction but if you need to have some of the damaged wall and or fixtures removed I am real good at that give me a good out for this pent-up anger and depression

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PostPosted: 13-Aug-2003 00:01    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

*walks into the B&G dragging a palet of stereo equipment behind him and begins to set up the new Karoke machine where the old one once sat.*

Well I figured that since I was the one that said the word I should be the one to replace the machine.... ok I aquired it from the reckage of the Sony warehouse about a mile down the road, but hey, I doubt they'll notice.

*gets the sound system hooked up and tests it by play an OLD Terran Compact Disk with the words "Straight outta Junior High" followed by "Kiss of Deaf" written on it and plays the last song "Happy Fun Song"*

"good it seems to be working."

*fiddles with the settings to get it perfect for Karoke then sets up the proper video equipment and tests that as well, Finally hooking up and mic and plays "You're Stupid, I hate you" singing the lyrics to test it, makes some final adjustments and declares it finished*

OCC: To hear both "Happy Fun Song" and "You're stupid, I Hate You" Check out www.sojh.com (The Humor is VERY Nebraskan)

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PostPosted: 13-Aug-2003 07:19    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Someone needs to give the kid an object lesson.....



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PostPosted: 13-Aug-2003 19:43    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

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Someone needs to give the kid an object lesson.....




"You thinking what I'm thinking it's a little messy but if you don't mind another clean-up "Wink
*looks at wreakage of one of the booths *
"Hey I got all my implements of destrucyion here just say the word and I can make it go bye-bye"

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PostPosted: 13-Aug-2003 22:18    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2003-08-13 00:01, Slythis wrote:
*walks into the B&G dragging a palet of stereo equipment behind him and begins to set up the new Karoke machine where the old one once sat.*



oh yippy. i shall call it charlet.

*goes about admiring the equipment.... errr.... charlet.*

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PostPosted: 04-Sep-2003 00:12    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

{It has been a week since the battle the B&G is cleaned up and the repairs mostly finished Sir Henry is busy fussing over his pinball machine.I have been busy collecting scrap and salvage after the battle the stench of rotten meat is finaly disapating as the debris of battle is cleaned up and removed }
*Tosses handfull of machinegun shell caseings ito box in back of van*
{Lots of shell casings after this one}
* looks at three other boxes of shell casings and pile of spent inferno rounds*
{Not much equipment but lots of spent ordanance should get some good coin for that.Funny peopl sqable over equipment salvage but all but ignore the base metal salvege}
*Thinks about the guys getting out of the hospital*
"Weird Ronin looked like death warmed over when I brought him in and was in the ICU for three days and is just about back to normal joe didnot look near as bad and now he is partialy disabled It just does not make sense}
*Looks at he younger guys at he table as they swap war storys*
{I wish they would not talk-up the idea of getting back in a mech to Joe like that ,they are going to set him up for a big fall .They should let Stinger put him in a chopper you do not need a neuro-helmet for that there are tio many interfaces in the neuro-helmet that require perfect brain function to get him hyped up like that}
*Waves for chihawk to come over*
" I am worried about that"
* Points to the guys over by Joe*
"They mean well but I fear that they are setting Joe up for a huge fall I do not know how to handle something like that though I do not want to crush his hopes or anything but I do not want to see him get hurt .You work this bar all the time what do you with a situation like this?

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PostPosted: 04-Sep-2003 10:57    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

*having caught part of what was said Slythis limps away from the others and over to where Mo and Chihawk are talking*

Hey I told him in the hospital that Flying a Areo or even a Helo isn't so bad, and driving a tank isn't to horrible. Lord knows I've done all of them. and with my assorteted injuries I'm not gonna be back in a mech for a while, months most likly. and as you said it takes perfect mental control and thats something I lack from time to time... being Bi-polar and all.

OCC: yes I really am Bi-polar and there are times when I'm not at all myself. I brought this up because right now I'm on a downward cycle and may not be myself in a few days. So if I say things that offend anyone, please don't take them seriously.

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PostPosted: 10-Sep-2003 22:27    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

*sends in a couple of Monkeys, two gorillas, and an ape to help clean up the place*

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PostPosted: 11-Sep-2003 07:35    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

--That are immediately vaporized by the B&G's Internal Defences....--

Clarke, you should know, by now, they aren't allowed in here. ...



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PostPosted: 11-Sep-2003 14:40    Post subject: RE: MONKEYS!!!!!!! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Good to see you have finally upgraded the internal defences ,perhaps you should set them to Clarks DNA to reject him too.

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