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AWAD
Draconis Combine
Chu-sa
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 Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:19 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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AWAD walks in with one rubber band.....
SURGICAL TUBING
Straning to hold it back he lets it fly at the emplaced Machine gun. In one mighty swath it takes out the group, bounces back to Chihawk, hits the unprotected Beer Tap which pops off and causes a cascade of beer to spew eveywhere.
Launching himself across the room, dives, grabs a mug, captures some beer, and swipes his surgical tubing back, tumbles under the bar.
"I needed only one Rubber Band you wossies..... BEEER FIGHT"
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Slythis
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:19 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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*Now just outside the door and fairly covered in red welts Slythis Limps as quickly as possible to his mech and retreaves his full rubberband battle gear... in other words a padded bucket for a helmet and a snow suit, then smiles as he lifts up his crowning achveiment... a Rubberband Gatling gun with enough ammo to fire non-stop for a 10 minutes. Slythis then procudes back into the bar and opens fire filling the air with rubber bands*
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
Joined: 04-Feb-2002 00:00
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:30 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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Raven falls back with Vagabond, each one abandoning the attack against Talen and leaving the empty bazooka on the floor. Thankfully both AWAD and Slythis attack at the same time in a whithering display of fire power, sending everyone wheeling and letting Vagabond and Raven escape without further incident.
Both run to some crates and crack them open looking for armament. Raven grabs a few more grenades, and a tommy-band SMG. He then pulls out his treasured Colt Band Gun, a six shot heavy pull rubber band gun guaranteed to leave nasty welts, even through the thickest of cotton armor. He nods to Vagabond, who rearms as well grabbing a HMG, a 9 shot pistol, and a few grenades.
Both prepare to come back.
Raven!
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:35 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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***chihawk casually turns off all the taps and takes out a pencil and paper, noting who is doing what damage so the appropriate amount can be added to each person's tab***
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Slythis
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:42 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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*Having run out of ammo more quickly than anticipated Slythis discards the weapon pulls out two small pistols and dives for his table in the corner watching for grenades*
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:42 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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--carring there weapons, and several empty crates raven and vagabond make there way to the jukebox. grabbing several chairs and staking them along with the crates the two quickly form a rubber band resistent PILL BOX!--
pill box ready...
--quickly setting up the HMG which uses postal sized industrial rubber bands fead by a top slung magazine, vagabond searches for his first target as band after rubber band wiz by making snapping sounds in the air. he spots slythis entering carrying a menacing looking mini-gun--
raven, thats gotta be bad...
--opening fire, releasing the full streatched rubber bands towards slythis.--
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
Sang-shao
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:47 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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Talen shakes off the effects of the grenade and finds himself wide open in the middle of the room. Beer starts flying and Talen uses the momentary distraction to get to cover. In one move Talen ducks behind the counter, and barely notices where he is. He looks over and Chihawk is too busy to notice...
"Whats that in his hand," Talen says to himself. "Tabs!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Talen screams as he unleashes the fury of both SUB MGs at Chihawk. The armor protects him...but the pencil and paper fail to be saved. The shots hitting the pencil send it in eradic directions, making the page un-readable. Other shots hit the fingers, causing Chihawk to fumble the simple tool. The paper too is dropped and Talen makes a dash for it. He and Chihawk collide, the catcher's/goalie armor absorbing most of the shock. Chihawk loses balance on the slippery, beer covered floor and goes down. Talen jumps back onto the bar and shouts "I have it!"
A volley of fire meets him, including a huge rubber band from Raven's Colt. Talen flies backward from the impact and smashes into the glasses and jars stored behind the counter, breaking none...as in reality they are only plastic. Talen falls to the floor, staring a very pissed off Chihawk in the eye. Bottles fall, hitting Talen in the head, then Chihawk smiles and shoots beer at him, shouting the whole time its coming off of his tab...
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
Galaxy Commander
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:52 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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Ducking back down after nailing Talen, Raven watches as Vagabond continues to calmly sweep the bar and grill with the rubber band HMG. Raven takes pot shots with the pistol, occasionally landing hits and eyes the other defensive positions. Setting a new chair into the already strong pill box, Raven waits for the oncoming assault. No defensive position this good could be ignored for ever...
Raven!
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Slythis
Federated Suns
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| Posted: 23-Jan-2003 22:55 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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*sticks his head out from behind the table in an ettemept to see whats going on only to have his helmet be shot off by Vagabond's HMG fire.*
Dang... *looks back at the crumpled and dented helmet and Cringes* thats could've left a mark.
*Chucks a grenade at the Pillbox but misses the opening and merely peppers the bar with more rubber bands*
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Hardware
Clan Ghost Bear
Star Colonel
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Location: United States
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| Posted: 24-Jan-2003 01:29 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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Hardware leans on the receiver of his minigun, watching the rubber band carnage unfold in the B&G. He takes note of Vagabond's use of postal rubber bands. "Damn, that's nasty." he thinks, "Almost nasty enough for me to use." One hand reaches up and flops the hood of a MOPP suit down over his head, quickly securing the cumbersome gear, sealing himself off from the atmosphere in the room.
He reaches forward and quicly racks the action on the rotating barrels, lining up on the one-armed mechwarrior as the electric motors of his minigun wind the barrels up to speed.
With the sound of tearing paper his minigun begins to discharge thousands upon thousands of miniature rubber bands, their composition softened by the heat of firing they stick to everything. When they land on the exposed faces and hands of the furiously battling mechwarriors they leave stinging little ring marks on their skin.
In mere seconds he has coated every visible surface and mechwarrior in teeny-tiny rubber bands. He quicly grabs the safety interlock from the action of the weapon, disabling it so nobody else can use it and beats a hasty retreat past Lurch.
"Damn," he thinks, "It's gonna get real weird in there when the LSD I coated the rubber bands with starts kicking in."
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Kyu Kage
ComStar
Captain
Joined: 16-Sep-2002 00:00
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| Posted: 24-Jan-2003 04:35 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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*Panning around the chaos, and standing just inside the doorway near Lurch to avoid being hit, Kage smiles at the carnage.
Whilst its unlikely anyone would be killed from a rubber band, Kage had his MirrorShades (tm) on to avoid being blinded in case of a stray round.
As the various large guns are finally finished and begin firing, Kage sooms in on what looked like a pillbox being constructed out of a pair of over turned tables and a large cardboard gatling gun.
Suddenly he hears a startled cry from Talen. Spinning around to face him, Kage gets a brilliant shot of Talen turning on Chihawk and unleashing a volley of rubber bands.
As Chihawk is covered in rubber bands and the list he was making is shredded, Kage smiles and begins to wonder how Talen will be feeling once he Chihawk realises who fired at him!
Suddenly Kage is bowled over as someone runs out of the bar. As he is getting back on his feet, he is knocked over again by someone runnign into the bar.
Grabbing his camera and making sure it's still recording, Kage moves slightly to the left of the door, glancing around to see who ran into him!*
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
Master Bartender
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| Posted: 24-Jan-2003 06:09 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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(OOC) Ummm, Talen? I'm in my "armor" and the floor is slippery, what the heck do you think is on my feet? 
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Talen
Capellan Confederation
Sang-shao
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| Posted: 24-Jan-2003 13:52 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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(OOC: Ohh thhbbbbt! Maybe my momentum knocked u over then...!)
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Vagabond
Mercenary
Mr. Referee
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| Posted: 24-Jan-2003 13:58 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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--ducking to reload his HMG, he scraps the stinging rubber bands off his still human parts, then loads another magazine. the sound a various rubber bands snapping and hissing thru the air--
raVEN, get Hardware....
--pulling the loading breach back he lets loose with controlled bursts of his HMG, pinning Sir Henry in position. as Talen makes a mad dash for cover, the HMG can be heard tracking him down Thuck Wiz Snap, Thuck Wiz Snap, Thuck Wiz Snap, Thuck Wiz Snap. the last round catching him in his anxle and fouling up his feet--
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chihawk
Clan Blood Spirit
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| Posted: 24-Jan-2003 15:24 Post subject: RE: Lurch has killed this place |
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(OOC: Ohh thhbbbbt! Maybe my momentum knocked u over then...!)
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Oh, I'd have made sure I'd fall when you hit me....how else would the referee notice? Have to get his attention to get the call... 
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