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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 08-Oct-2003 21:45 Subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
Personally, I find it wise to stay away from here.
*Clarke barges out, punches Lurch in the nose, and leaves*
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 08-Oct-2003 02:19 Subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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On 2003-10-07 19:59, Raven! wrote:
Dude. Its a joke. Like most stuff I do, I do it out of my completely twisted and wierd strange sense of humor. Relax! In about twenty years will anyone seriou ... |
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 08-Oct-2003 02:15 Subject: RE: An Evil Pressence.... |
Don't blame me for this one. I'm sitting it out.
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 02-Oct-2003 01:31 Subject: RE: Philosophy... |
You guys ought to hear me sing in real life. Pretty decent, anyways. *shrug*
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 01-Oct-2003 00:26 Subject: RE: Philosophy... |
*sits at the piano and starts singing*
The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the sp ... |
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 01-Oct-2003 00:11 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
Very well. *grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels, sits at a table, pulls out a portable TV, and watches the Solaris match*
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 30-Sep-2003 12:36 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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On 2003-09-29 19:13, Slythis wrote:
Like they said, hes nuttier than a squirrel Turd...
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 30-Sep-2003 12:15 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
*holds up empty bottle that was sitting in front of him*
What do you call this?
I need another beer!!!! PDQ!!!!!
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 30-Sep-2003 03:15 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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On 2003-09-30 03:11, Motown Scrapper wrote:
*Removes sign places it on table*
"Predictable as always so are you taking your medication now you know you do a whole lot better when you do"
Of c ... |
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Clarke
Replies: 42 Views: 35447
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 30-Sep-2003 03:05 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
*walks back in, sits down next to Mo*
It's OK, Mo. I can pay for the damage.
*pats Mo on the back, palms a kick me sign on Mo's back, sits back, and has a beer*
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 29-Sep-2003 16:24 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
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put a sweat shirt over the back of a chair andstarted to tie the sleeves together babbleing quite incoharently one of the guys shoot him with a rubber band and he ran screaming out the door scr ... |
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 29-Sep-2003 01:50 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
Can I help it? The crazy bit is an act. I have got orders to act crazy in the event that I get taken as a bondsman to the Scorpions. That way, I can at least attempt to act like someone hooked on n ... |
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 28-Sep-2003 21:27 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
*pulls out a jewel encrusted CD case from his uniform, opens it up to display an Elvis CD*
*passes CD over to Hohiro*
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 28-Sep-2003 21:22 Subject: RE: A new Clanner in Town |
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On 2003-09-21 01:43, Motown Scrapper wrote:
Well I am all over the place here, basicaly my mission is to amuse and annoy. I enjoy leaving people scratching their heads and going WTF
Hey, I ... |
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Clarke
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Forum: Mordel's Bar & Grill Posted: 28-Sep-2003 21:12 Subject: RE: Hey...Chihawk. We need to speak |
And decaf isn't a worse weapon? Eh....
*grumbles about Lurch*
*pulls out wallet*
How much?
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