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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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 Posted: 07-Oct-2003 13:39 Post subject: RE: Just a thought. |
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Nah. things are just getting fun! we need more warships and armies of trenchcoated thugs wielding vibrobrass nuckles. I'll get right on it.
EDIT: Another thought, how can anything be remotely serious when BOIL is mentioned???
Or anything that starts off with a mad quest for a blueberry muffin?!
Raven!
[ This Message was edited by: Raven! on 2003-10-07 13:42 ]
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 13:41 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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Raven keeps an eye down the scope right at Motown. "Come on. Appologize for your insult... cause you don't want to see me mad. I have connections. You aware of the S word? ARE YOU?! I know someone on their side....
his name...
is...
BUBBLES THE CHIMP!
Do you think you got something boy? YOU THINK YOU WANNA GO?!" Raven raises his rifle and thumbs of the safety. "You think the loss of my First Fleet will stop BOIL or Bubbles? Bubbles has his own fleet!! AND I WILL CALL THEM IN! THEY WILL COME TO ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Raven prepares to fire, knowing that soon, soon he will rule them all!
Raven!
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chihawk
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 13:54 Post subject: RE: Just a thought. |
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Didn't say to stop, just mentioned in a friendly manner that toning it down a notch or two would be nice.
If you have further issue with that you can always send me a PM about it. 
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 13:57 Post subject: RE: Just a thought. |
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NEVER! I SHALL SEND BUBBLES AFTER YOU! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND KNOW THIS! BUBBLES WILL GET YOU! YOU CANNOT STOP HIM! YOU ARE HELPLESS BEFORE THE SIMIAN HORDE!
Raven, who hates grad school!
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chihawk
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 14:22 Post subject: RE: Just a thought. |
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If you say so. 
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 14:45 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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"I am calling in a Fire Mission. You have a GPS on my location, quiaff?"
"Aff, Star Colonel"
"Good, then I want two NPPC shots at 50% power five hundred meters north by two hundred east from my location."
"Aff, it will take a few seconds to to get the fire solution"
The seconds pass, "Solution is set, Star Colonel."
"You may fire, Star Captain, and await further fire missions."
Two cerulean bolts of energy pierce the sky and come to earth to the rear of Raven's forces, as several unarmored vehicles and trees are reduced to so much ash.
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*seconds after the beams arc towards the planet, the captain of this ship is contacted via radio*
Attention Clan Warship Greystroke this is Avilon Command, stand down and prepare to be boarded. Under Section 971.32 of the Avilon Neutrality Treaty your force as commited a breach of Neutrality and will be siezed untill a board of inquiry can be held. If you resist I have been Authorized to handle matters properly.
A squadron of NovaFuries and 4 Achilies X's are imbound to your location.
again i repeat, stand down and prepare to be boarded.
*the female voice stern and quite serious.*
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 15:09 Post subject: RE: Just a thought. |
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Excellent. the proper attitude has been achieved!
Raven!
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Vagabond
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 15:10 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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The Greystoke phases out of orbit, five minutes later the Micro Trans-Dimensional Obliterator goes off. Everything within 100 km simply disappears from existence, including the BOIL Warships.
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*aboard the Avilon Station.*
Commander, The Clan Warship Greystroke activated its weapons and fired on the surface at 1434 hours. Security forces were deployed but were turned around.
At 1443 hours a second fleet of warship, all flying B.O.I.L. IDs, entered within our defensive section and attempted to ingage the offending vessel. Security Forces were recalled to be reinforced.
At 1458 hours the Greystoke detached from orbit and deployed a new weapon. Massive gravitational destortions were detected and the inter B.O.I.L. fleet was destroyed. The Greystoke managed to escape in FTL seconds after releasing the weapon.
The Clan Fire Mandril Ambasidor has been alerted as has the Star League Ambasidor, the Comstar Ambasidor, and the Onvouy for the IlKhan.
At this time no responce has been made to our inquiries, and all Security Forces remain on high Alert. The Civilian Sectors of the station on the majority remain unchanged in day to day opperations. Thou the increased security has slowed down the Docking and loading/unloading of Commerce vessels.
*the tall brown haired female finishes, standing infront of the black onix topped desk.*
Ask the IlKhan Onvouy, and the Star League Ambassidor to meet with me within the day. And deploy the deploy the WhiteNova's to pre-arranged markers.
Good work Major. Keep me posted on developments.
*the male commander says with unusual formality. dismissing his 2nd in command and friend.*
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 15:37 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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** 30 Light Years away from Solaris **
The Greystroke came out of hyperspace silently. This space was empty except for a few gas giants and a large star perfect for recharging. The major danger was the massive gravity flucuations all throughout the system which made it expensive to stay here long. The Greystroke was preparing to recharge its system when a NPPC shot blasted armor and sail into shreds. More fire ripped into the ship. Soon capital missiles followed. NL fire traced through space to burn through the ship. Soon it was disabled and dead in the water.
"Greystroke. This is BOIL Ship Insufficiently Evil Spoon. Your ship is disabled, but before we destroy you we will explain why: violations of the Ares Convention or Clan honor in the bombardment of Solaris City. Thank you for your time. If you have a complaint with our conduct, feel free to call our toll free number 1-800-555-BOIL x333. Thank you." The BOIL ships opened fire and the Greystroke was torn to tiny bits.
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** A5 Station, high orbit, Solaris **
Alarms went off all over A5, "SIR! BOIL SHIP LEAVING HYPER SPACE! Intruder Class Jumpship." The watch commander stood up. "What are they doing?"
The scan crews were examining the ship, "One monarch class dropship is disembarking, its claiming diplomatic status." The watch commander frowned. "Let them dock but have a security detachment at the airlock." The crew followed his orders.
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** A5 Station, Air Lock 5 **
The lock cycled open. There stood a man in a well groomed business suit and behind him were a bunch of huge bodyguards holding an iron plate. "A gift from my organization to yours, the one who bombarded the surface of your fine planet was cornered and destroyed. I offer this as a gift."
The bodyguards walked forward and dropped a large plate of ship armor. Stenciled on the outside, some of it charred and pockmarked, but still clearly readable was Greystroke.
Raven!
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Daphne Wilde
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 17:46 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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Brushing the spilled Scotch off of her BDU's she pulls out her comlink and in a whispered voice says" Go to condition 2 and hold there, Hp.G. TF-34 and 54 and have them get up steam just'in case, never know what these silly fools will do next. Also tell the "Detroit" next person fires on the planet, Nuke 'em, bastards made me spill my drink....." pouring some more Scotch into her glass and cold hard steel in her now deadly eyes says simply "Sombody ( Or Everybody ) needs to die......" 
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chihawk
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 18:22 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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There are Houses that don't have as many units as some of you claim to have.
Doesn't really show much role-playing ability, eh?
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 19:44 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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The whole concept of BOIL is the unstoppable beuarcracy, so I don't know... I mean, their Red Tape Gun is fairly deadly.
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chihawk
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 19:55 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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But as no one here has to deal with BOIL but you does it matter how deadly they may (or may not) be?
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Raven!
Clan Snow Raven
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 19:59 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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Dude. Its a joke. Like most stuff I do, I do it out of my completely twisted and wierd strange sense of humor. Relax! In about twenty years will anyone seriously care? NO! I mean hell, we'll all be dead in a hundred years so why don't we just party it up and have fun?!
But hey if it bothers you lock down the post and we'll take some time to discuse the implications of guiness over bud light. GO IRELAND!
Raven!
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chihawk
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| Posted: 07-Oct-2003 20:12 Post subject: RE: Blueberry Muffins |
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On 2003-10-07 19:59, Raven! wrote:
But hey if it bothers you lock down the post and we'll take some time to discuse the implications of guiness over bud light. GO IRELAND!
Raven!
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If you follow the directives given then there'll be no reason to lock anything down.
Again, if you have further comment about this issue you can PM me.
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