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Kraken
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PostPosted: 14-Jul-2005 02:53    Post subject: We interrupt this broadcast..... Reply to topic Reply with quote

A portion of the bar breifly goes silent as a news flash comes over one of the holoplayers.

"This just in," the anchor declares. "It has been confirmed that an object has been launched from the Liberty Meadows housing area and is now approaching escape velocity..... wait, it has indeed reached velocity and is now in orbit. The government is scanning it now, and..... yes we do have pictures. The object in question is..... A GAS GRILL? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO SUCH A THING?"

Slumping back in his seat, the computer guy pulls out his cell phone. "Hey, Kraken; this is Wizard. I think someone just lost their deposit....."

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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
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PostPosted: 14-Jul-2005 11:24    Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Hmmm... Escape velocity. That's gotta be a record.

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PostPosted: 14-Jul-2005 11:39    Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... Reply to topic Reply with quote

I've seen dumber things done.

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Sleeping Dragon
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PostPosted: 14-Jul-2005 15:12    Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Yes, sometimes I wonder if everything I saw in news is possible.

Edit: OOC: Many things possible here in CR.


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PostPosted: 14-Jul-2005 17:03    Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... Reply to topic Reply with quote

My personal best was a ball of fire about 4 feet in diameter.

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PostPosted: 15-Jul-2005 16:19    Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... Reply to topic Reply with quote

Blew an electrical cable today while digging for a road base got a 4 foot flame that had green edges
just glad it was the machines bucket and not my shovel

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Sleeping Dragon
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PostPosted: 16-Jul-2005 05:29    Post subject: RE: We interrupt this broadcast..... Reply to topic Reply with quote

OOC: Not talking about explosions but about our Parliament!

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