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Rarich
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PostPosted: 10-Nov-2009 06:25    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

A tattered cloth dangling old apparition comes in the door. Grab what you got THE MONKEEES ARE COMMING!

goe streaking towards the back door and one of the cargo modules dropped off so long ago...........
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PostPosted: 10-Nov-2009 09:04    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

ooc- its been long enough since we had fun with this. Time to enjoy an old classic.

ic- *Vagabond hears the warning cry of the old soldier and sighs*

It was only a matter of time. Those simian bastards have been to quiet.

*Vagabond then finishes his green tea, places the cup on the bar, and then goes to his office to retrieve his Anti-simian equipment.*
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Sleeping Dragon
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PostPosted: 10-Nov-2009 11:47    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Picks up a broom and expects the worst... alexis forcing him to clean everything once it's all over*
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PostPosted: 10-Nov-2009 14:42    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Staggers back in with a bin full of door knobs tethered behind him and a ........ multibarreled knob tosser held hip high.

huff, hufff, hufff. Don't ask, but I got away from those hairy little basstastchiz about an hour ago. Hi jacked a cab when I saw where we were at. They are setting up in warehouses by starport. Also somewhere in the backwoods, I still don't understand that infernal language of theirs.

Shooomph! a burst knocks 2 simians, little spidey types, back thru the front doors. Glasses shatter on the bar from their shrieks.

<quick casual salute in Vagabonds direction>
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PostPosted: 20-Nov-2009 11:39    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Simian, the other,other other, other... other white meat...

<Reaching for a cattle prod and bottle of barbecue sauce...>

After we put some pain onto some Simian keister , we'll fix the window...again....

Come on Joe...



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PostPosted: 03-Jun-2010 12:24    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

I go away for a while and you let the simian bastards back in?! Where do I lodge a complaint with management? *hoists up an official BOIL portable gauss rifle and flips a table over to create a barricade* Alright then you poo flinging scum, bring it.
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PostPosted: 04-Jun-2010 12:26    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

You can file your complaint with the bartender. He has a real sympathetic ear. Smile
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PostPosted: 04-Jun-2010 19:10    Post subject: Re: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Mordel wrote:
You can file your complaint with the bartender. He has a real sympathetic ear. Smile


Absolutely! I haven't killed anyone in days...
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PostPosted: 03-Jul-2010 14:58    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

A tall figure appears in the doorway. dressed in ragged scond store clothes and carrying a half empty duffle bag. around his neck is a small chain holding a ST Dismas medal. he looks around and senses the oncomingg battle. Dropping the duffle bag, grabs a empty bottle and lowers into a fighting stance.
"let's party" he says with a grin.
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PostPosted: 06-Jul-2010 13:56    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Considers stranger-Lurch line to be another direction from which the danger is imminent.
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PostPosted: 03-Sep-2010 22:11    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

We can't have an attack now, I'm still drinking all the root beer that got stockpiled when I wasn't here for the past, um, while.

*bbuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp***

Oh, nevermind. Where's my banana crossbow?
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PostPosted: 08-Sep-2010 07:24    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Vagabond walks out of his office with a belt full of spray bottles filled with sanitizers, a bandoleer of toilet paper, a riot shield covered with linoleum, and a gas mask. He also wields in his hands an industrial strength mop head attached to an endo-steel pole and myomer lined, Kevlar covered, steel knuckle reinforced gloves*

OK boys, lets rock. Oh and Ronin, you can find your gear in the broom closet.
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PostPosted: 09-Sep-2010 14:17    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Ravenheart bursts in the door and slams it shut behind him.

"Holy Monkey Shit! They're right behind me!"

"Hey, RavenHeart. Long time no..." Vagabond was cut short.

"There's no time for that now. We need tp up out defences."

"What do you suggest?" Chihawk asked.

RavenHeart looked around for a couple of seconds, getting his bearing in the bar he'd been away from for years.

"There!"

He quickly made for one of the store closet doors. He had to pick the lock. The door pushed itself open once the handle was pressed - shovels and drilling equipment spilling out.

"How long has it been since we had a good old fashioned Pit Digging in here?"
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PostPosted: 10-Sep-2010 14:09    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

*Holds his broom tight and tries not to look too scared*
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PostPosted: 07-Nov-2010 20:42    Post subject: AAAAAAH! Monkeees! Reply to topic Reply with quote

Osis waves his hands around in mock worry as he swoons, making sure not to drop his extremely expensive glass of something extremely expensive. He rolls his eyes and makes like he's having a heartattack.

"Oh no the monkeys. Who will save us?"

His voice is dry as a bone and monotone as he turns around and resumes his position huddled over the bar, drinking. Apparently Clanners can pick up sarcasm.
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