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chihawk
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 Posted: 12-Dec-2005 20:57 Post subject: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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As has become tradition, I am honored to post Mordel's heartfelt holiday greeting.
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Yours neutrally,
Mordel Blacknight"
[ This Message was edited by: chihawk on 2006-01-06 16:09 ]
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Delta
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| Posted: 12-Dec-2005 21:00 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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On 2005-12-12 20:57, chihawk wrote:
As has become tradition, I am honored to post Mordel's heartfelt holiday greeting.
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Yours neutrally,
Mordel Blacknight"
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Damned $^%#^# political correctness...  
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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
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| Posted: 12-Dec-2005 21:33 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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I'm impressed. How long did it take you to perfect that, Chihawk?
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Motown Scrapper
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| Posted: 12-Dec-2005 21:34 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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Right back at ya! 
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Sleeping Dragon
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| Posted: 13-Dec-2005 10:42 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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May it be merry and happy for you. Whoever you are, whatever you celebrate, if it isn't against any sort of law and doesn't hurt anyone and anything.
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Seraph
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| Posted: 13-Dec-2005 18:00 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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I still love that greeting. 
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Oafman
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| Posted: 13-Dec-2005 23:21 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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Yup, this is one of my favorite holiday greetings I have seen. This is my 3rd time seeing it here and I still laugh pretty hard.
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Talen
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| Posted: 16-Dec-2005 11:59 Post subject: I'm Offended... |
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But then again, the whole season is offensive to me.
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drfunk
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| Posted: 19-Dec-2005 01:18 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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I guess somebody's long winded!! Anyways merry christmas and happy new year to everyone. 
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Wanallo
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| Posted: 19-Dec-2005 05:17 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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Well i have never been a fan of political correctness so...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS FOLKS!!!!
Mordels house party!!!!
         
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bandit
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| Posted: 20-Dec-2005 17:45 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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| I wish you all a HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
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Warhammer: 3025
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| Posted: 20-Dec-2005 18:06 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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On 2005-12-13 10:42, Sleeping Dragon wrote:
May it be merry and happy for you. Whoever you are, whatever you celebrate, if it isn't against any sort of law and doesn't hurt anyone and anything.
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What fun would that be?
Merry Christmas!
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WhizzbangThePowerSquig
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| Posted: 20-Dec-2005 20:49 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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On 2005-12-19 05:17, Wanallo wrote:
Well i have never been a fan of political correctness so...
HAPPY CHRISTMAS FOLKS!!!!
Mordels house party!!!!
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You missed one: 
Seems to be a regular occurance at parties here. Someone does it eventually.
Merry Christmas one and all, and especially yoi who spend hundreds of dollars at my work
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| Posted: 20-Dec-2005 20:54 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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Oh, and check your stockings this year. I'm personally sending you all a lump of smoal!
[ This Message was edited by: Warhammer: 3025 on 2005-12-20 20:55 ]
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Slythis
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| Posted: 21-Dec-2005 10:12 Post subject: RE: Mordel's Holiday Greeting |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AND GOD BLESS!!!
Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.
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