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PostPosted: 16-Oct-2005 23:42    Post subject: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

Sorry the fluff is a little weak. Anyway let me know what you think.


BattleMech Technical Readout
Custom* Weapons

Type/Model: Mechball Player
Tech: Inner Sphere / 3060
Config: Biped BattleMech
Rules: Level 2, Standard design

Mass: 20 tons
Chassis: Endo Steel
Power Plant: 120 GM Fusion
Walking Speed: 64.8 km/h
Maximum Speed: 97.2 km/h
Jump Jets: None
Jump Capacity: 0 meters
Armor Type: Standard
Armament:
1 Mechball Bat*
1 Mechball Mitt*
Manufacturer: (Unknown)
Location: (Unknown)
Communications System: (Unknown)
Targeting & Tracking System: (Unknown)

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==Overview:==
In 3058 several eccentric billionaires went to a local mech production plant
and requested a custom chassie that could be used for a private busisness
venture. After some retooling the mechfacillity had started mass producing a
very basic fast chassie with minimal armor. Several months later the Mechball
League was born.

==Capabilities:==
Designed for durability the mechball mechs are piloted in a massive game of
baseball. A 3 ton bat is used to hit a large baseball. and a 4 ton mitt is
used to catch. A special nerual helmet and is used to improve the interphase
between the mech and the pilot.

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Type/Model: Mechball Player
Mass: 20 tons

Equipment: Crits Mass
Int. Struct.: 33 pts Endo Steel 14 1.00
(Endo Steel Loc: 3 LA, 3 RA, 3 LT, 2 RT, 1 CT, 1 LL, 1 RL)
Engine: 120 Fusion 6 4.00
Walking MP: 6
Running MP: 9
Jumping MP: 0
Heat Sinks: 10 Single 6 .00
(Heat Sink Loc: 1 HD, 1 LT, 1 RT, 1 CT, 1 LL, 1 RL)
Gyro: 4 2.00
Cockpit, Life Supt., Sensors: 5 3.00
Actuators: L: Sh+UA+LA+H R: Sh+UA+LA+H 16 .00
Armor Factor: 48 pts Standard 0 3.00

Internal Armor
Structure Value
Head: 3 8
Center Torso: 6 6
Center Torso (Rear): 2
L/R Side Torso: 5 5/5
L/R Side Torso (Rear): 2/2
L/R Arm: 3 4/4
L/R Leg: 4 5/5

Weapons and Equipment Loc Heat Ammo Crits Mass
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1 Mechball Bat* RA 0 2 3.00
1 Mechball Mitt* LA 0 2 4.00
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TOTALS: 0 55 20.00
Crits & Tons Left: 23 .00

Calculated Factors:
Total Cost: 1,425,240 C-Bills
Battle Value: 224
Cost per BV: 6,362.68
Weapon Value: 0 / 0 (Ratio = .00 / .00)
Damage Factors: SRDmg = 0; MRDmg = 0; LRDmg = 0
BattleForce2: MP: 6, Armor/Structure: 1/2
Damage PB/M/L: -/-/-, Overheat: 0
Class: ML; Point Value: 2


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PostPosted: 17-Oct-2005 00:02    Post subject: RE: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

Interesting concept!! might be interesting to play mechball. one question though where are you going to play a game this though?
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PostPosted: 17-Oct-2005 00:03    Post subject: RE: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

I still busted a gut
Seems someone hasn't forgotten the Alternative Infantry Destruction topic from a few weeks back hehe. I myself only read them a few days ago while doing my post approval work. Very funny stuff

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PostPosted: 17-Oct-2005 19:45    Post subject: RE: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

I had some beautiful fluff for this written up (in my head unfortunately). And as I started to work on this football came on, and I forgot everything.

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PostPosted: 17-Oct-2005 22:11    Post subject: RE: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

I love it. I was about to say that there should be more 'Mechs like this, but that would take away from the fun of it. What I'm wondering: what do you use for a ball?

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PostPosted: 18-Oct-2005 02:57    Post subject: RE: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-10-17 22:11, StarRaven wrote:
I love it. I was about to say that there should be more 'Mechs like this, but that would take away from the fun of it. What I'm wondering: what do you use for a ball?



Enemy infantry troopers of course

Oh drat, they would just go SPLAT when they were hit... hmm how about battle armor

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PostPosted: 18-Oct-2005 03:04    Post subject: RE: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

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On 2005-10-18 02:57, ralgith wrote:
Quote:

On 2005-10-17 22:11, StarRaven wrote:
I love it. I was about to say that there should be more 'Mechs like this, but that would take away from the fun of it. What I'm wondering: what do you use for a ball?



Enemy infantry troopers of course

Oh drat, they would just go SPLAT when they were hit... hmm how about battle armor


Enemy battle armor? They should make a nice "clang!" sound.

I know I'm overthinking this, but it might also have a military purpose. You put new MechWarriors in Hatchetman-style ejection pods, and then teach them what it feels like. ::WHACK:: Or maybe we should put desk-bound officers in there instead?

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PostPosted: 20-Oct-2005 00:16    Post subject: RE: Lets talk mechball Reply to topic Reply with quote

They actually use the hatchetman mech for T-ball practice.

Kid from the stands watching batting practice: "Daddy why is the hatchetman kneeling like that? "

Dad: "Just watch son its batting practice they use the ejection pod to get their timing down."

Woosh the fans Oooo and Ahhhh as the head raises off the torso of the kneeling hatchet man.

CLANG!!!!

The mech swings and sends the head sailing over the right field wall.

a short time later the head returns under its own power and re attaches its self to the torso and awaits the next batter.


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